That Time Our Organs Almost Got Harvested….Maybe!

That Time Our Organs Almost Got Harvested….Maybe!

*The following happened in Bratislava, Slovakia. However, I believe it could have happened anywhere. I do not want to tarnish this great city in any way.*

One night something very odd happened. I would like your opinion on it – am I overreacting or was I right to be concerned ……….
Mr ESLT and I were sat outside a bar in the main area in central Bratislava. We had already had a couple of drinks watching the Slovakia v Germany Euro 2016 match but were in no way intoxicated. We were happily drinking and chatting when a guy (who happened to look like a 90s boy band reject) came over and asked for a cigarette. In exchange, he offered to buy us a drink. This seemed odd straight away, as directly opposite from where we were sat was a shop which sold cigarettes.

He then proceeded to take a seat at our table and introduced himself as Matthew, a local who had just returned to the city after his very well paid contract as a physiotherapist in Saudi Arabia had come to an end. We introduced ourselves – first names only. He then headed inside to buy us a ‘traditional Slovak drink’. Again, this seemed odd as it was waiter service at this bar. I watched him like a hawk as I could see him from my seat, all the while Mr ESLT saying ‘I can see this ending up like a scene out of the Hostel where we wake up tomorrow with our legs broken and our kidneys missing!’ GREAT!

He returned with the drinks which he explained were Borovicka, a Slovakian alcoholic beverage flavoured with juniper berries (very much like gin) and drank as a shot. We drank our shot and thanked him. With that, his friend joined us, Jacob with whom he spoke to in Slovakian even though both of them spoke amazing English. This happened on a number of occasions. More drinks were ordered and paid for by Matthew, although his card got declined which again seemed odd considering he kept bragging about how much money he had earned in Saudi Arabia. At one point Matthew ran to another bar down the same street to ‘pay the bill’ – why would you leave a bar without clearing your tab?

Upon his return, Matthew focused his attention on Mr ESLT and Jacob on me. He started asking a lot of questions including ‘which hotel are you staying at?’ he also suggested that we stayed in his apartment that evening and he would drive us to Vienna the next day as ‘public transport is expensive’. Three shots later they insisted on buying us more. Mr ESLT put his foot down at this point and said NO, even saying to the waitress that we did not want anything. They ordered them anyway, with what looked like sideward glances to the waitress, and instead of allowing us to pick which glass we wanted as we had previously, Jacob handed us one each. We didn’t drink it. We thanked them and headed back to the sanctuary of our hotel, checking over our shoulders every 2 seconds.

As a couple in our 30s and 40s, I think we come across as an odd pair to try and pull a scam on. What do you think? Do you think they wanted our organs? Ok, neither do I but something seemed very off. Why would you buy complete strangers drinks all evening? Do you think they were trying to get us drunk to steal from us? If so, they picked the wrong pair, as it would have been VERY costly for them – we have livers of steel! Couple that with breaking away from speaking English when speaking to each other and all the dodgy glances.

Am I overreacting?

Were they simply being friendly and showing us a good old Slovakian time and hospitality?


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  1. July 21, 2016 / 8:18 am

    That does sound a little off! I would have assumed the same, hehe! Seems very strange to me, but you dealt with the situation well.

    • July 21, 2016 / 3:31 pm

      I am naturally an untrusting person anyway and using proved wrong but on this occasion I think my gut feeling was right. It was the first time in my 33 years that I’ve felt in a dodgy situation so I suppose I’ve been lucky (still a bit scary thinking back on it now though!!)

  2. July 21, 2016 / 9:05 am

    I agree, it seems very odd, and I too would have been suspicious. It sounds like you did well to get away. Not sure your kidneys is what they were after, more likely your money, but it all sounds rather odd.

    • July 21, 2016 / 3:34 pm

      I never mentioned in in the post but they also ‘appeared’ to be drunk! Maybe another tactic to make us relax and drink with them! I had all the cash on me (not a large amount but since when has that stopped a thief?) so my bag stayed firmly across me!

  3. Couch Potato Explorer (Scout Dawson)
    July 21, 2016 / 10:53 am

    I appreciate that you’re trying not to slander an otherwise great area, but these things are common in such parts of the world. I was a frequent traveller to Bulgaria, and in my 6-7 visits, came to realise the dangerously high level of crime right in the middle of the resorts (armed men leading fake prostitutes to men, so they could steal wallets, fake beggar children again watched by armed men – my friend and I witnessed first-hand as a group of a dozen Bulgarian children – no older than 6 – dragged a drunk guy off to the beach at night!).
    You were right to refuse and I am glad everyone is safe!

    • July 21, 2016 / 3:38 pm

      To be fair I think it could happen anywhere especially if alcohol is involved, like the guy on the beach in Bulgaria. I genuinely think in these situations common sense should prevail and if at any point someone feels unsafe it’s a case of getting out/away as soon as possible! Let’s hope we’re never in that situation again or witness anything like it 🙁